If all publicity is good publicity, then Apple is basking in the glow of its hot new gadget, the iPad, which is not only the talk of the tech world, but has also become the favorite butt of jokesters worldwide.
Following are some of the best jokes about the Apple iPad found online and especially on Twitter. Warning: Given the subject matter, these jokes are not always tasteful.
The iPad: Protecting your data from embarrassing incidents. (kathycacace)
Uncomfortable cramping and bloating? There’s an app for that. (Attagrrrl)
The iPad surfs the Web AND stops the bleeding. (tjakabon)
If I order an iPad, will my boyfriend and I have to worry if it arrives late? (fauxfruit)
If you and your friends all buy one, will they sync up? (andBegorrah)
So will iffy Wi-fi coverage be called iSpotting? (vlvtjones)
The 64-gig iPad will forever be known as the “Heavy Flow” model. (Johnpapa)
Does the Period Tracker app come free? (Lymed)
Mac’s iPad. Say it with me, folks. Maxipad. (TastyBites)
A friend tweeted that, "All this talk about the iPad is giving me iCramps," so I suggested iBuprofen. (betty.black)
Microsoft’s answer to the iPad is the “Technical Automatic Material Peripheral Onboard Notebook,” or TAMPON. Coming real soon. (franzenjim)
Steve, I’ma let you finish, but Moses had the greatest tablet announcement of all time. (WewillroastU)
I’m not buying an iPad. Period. (melizeche)
So the iPad has two data plans: Light Flow and Heavy Flow.
I haven’t heard this many period jokes since I was forced to watch “The View” last month. (TwittsMcGee)
I heard that for one week out of every month the iPad will be unresponsive and seem harsh when you touch it.
iPad: a bloody good idea.
And in an amazing feat of tech prescience, MadTV produced an Apple iPad parody video… three years ago! Check it out:
Article published on February 1, 2010
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